You can now injure yourself by sleeping "the wrong way."
Instead of a radical reboot, try these patches to your current routine: Audit Your Goals Midlife Crisis Version 0.34
| Feature | Version 0.2 (The Hustle) | | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | Vehicle | Sports car (debt-financed) | Reliable hatchback (paid off) | | Diet | Keto / Intermittent fasting | Whatever doesn't cause heartburn | | Conversation | "Let me tell you about my side hustle." | "Let me tell you about this nap I took." | | Music | Top 40 / Trying to be cool | 90s grunge played at reasonable volume | | Enemy | Younger coworkers | A single sciatic nerve | | Victory condition | Becoming someone important | Becoming no one's problem | You can now injure yourself by sleeping "the wrong way