The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare Top -

": A top with so many criss-crossing straps that neither the salesman nor the customer can find the armholes. It comes with a 12-page instruction manual and a 20% "confusion" discount. The " Tangled Web" Bodysuit

Customer: “I don’t believe you. Bring me the X-Small.” the lingerie salesman s worst nightmare top

The true "Worst Nightmare Top," however, is the hybrid garment: the bodysuit or bustier top with a complex, multi-row hook-and-eye closure that rivals a medieval torture device. ": A top with so many criss-crossing straps