Modern "pirate" sites serving legacy content like 2005 films are often abandoned software traps. Clicking "Play" on Pirates 2005 will likely result in:

Evan Stone (Captain Reynolds) brings a surprising amount of charismatic energy to the role, clearly channeling a bit of Jack Sparrow. The script is filled with every pirate trope in the book—walking the plank, buried gold, and betrayal—but it’s delivered with a "wink and a nod" that makes it entertaining if you enjoy campy cinema.

: It was one of the most expensive adult films ever made, with a budget reportedly over $1 million.